Friday, January 14, 2011

A Modest List of New Year's Resolutions

#1. Swear only when truly necessary.
I don't want to be one who swears too much, nor do I want to be known as one who refuses to swear on principle. Of course by swear I also mean use adverbs.
#2. Get my shit together.
#3. Listen to new music.
Listen to recommendations. And care for my headphones. It's good practice for raising children.
#4. Write every day.
Even if it's just a beverage diary.
#5. Keep at least one of these resolutions.
Well, that takes care of that.
#6. Think before speaking.
Oh, and a picture's worth a thousand words, so...
#7. Take lunch.
At least once a week.
#8. Never make bad links.
Only bad jokes.
#9. Learn how to title a post.



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