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Showing posts with label How to Look Good. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to Look Good. Show all posts
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
How to Look Good #45
"Fellini said he put a post-it above the viewfinder when he was making Eight and a half that read 'Remember, this is a comedy.' I often wish I had that post-it."
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
How to Look Good #42
"That last post fell kinda flat, don't you think? Didn't quite play out the way he was expecting. Ah, they're ready for us now -- got a light?"
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
How to Look Good #39
"See, I like the idea of online dating -- I do. But one thing has always bothered me about it. What about blackouts? What do you do if the grid shuts down? I can't put my happiness in the hands of a bunch of machines. I don't trust Ben Franklin that much."
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
How to Look Good #37
"Okay, excellent, Mr. Walken. Now how about one with the hair forward...like over your eyes? Yeah, that's it!"
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
How to Look Good #35
"Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. If we don't pull some strings and get this thing going again, we're not going to meet our monthly quota. Frankly, I'm not sure we'll make it to March."
Friday, January 14, 2011
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
How to Look Good #30
"Tell me! Red or green? We haven't got much time -- do I cut the red wire or the green one?"
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
How to Look Good #29
"I just hiked in from Context Clothing's Wisconsin Winter 2010 editorial via Facebook, and boy are my arms tired. Wait. Ah, shit. My bad. Lemme go again."
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
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