You Should Live Here #25: Angles

You Should Live Here #24

YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!*

So won't you come in for some tea?

You Should Live Here #23

First-Person Shooter Battle Royale Expansion Pack (Limited Edition)

Level 1: Paris, 1968

Level 2: Legend of the Burning House

Level 3: Siege on Grassy Cliff (Underground)

Level 4: Midnight on a Bridge in the Snow (Boss Fight)

You Should Live Here #23

 

/ remodelista

You Should Live Here #22

How about this: a two-floor suite tucked in an iceberg. 

A fake one if necessary. 

You Should Live Here #21

Taking you back to the basics. By which I mean: places that are barely there.

My desire for a vacation is at an all-time low. Let's just send everyone else off for two weeks and keep the city for ourselves.

You Should Live Here #20

Special "Don't Look Down" Edition.

(00:01)

(25:00)

(60:00)

(115:00)

Assignment #1

Make a feature film (120 minutes) containing the above stills at the timecodes listed. Marks will be assigned as follows:

• Title (30%)
• Locations (20%)
• Characters and Dialogue (20%)
• Metaphysical Rhetoric (20%)
• Plot (5%)
• Catering (5%)

You Should Live Here #19

'Nuff said.

You Should Live Here #16, 17, 18

Kowloon Walled City. 

 

 It doesn't exist anymore, but if your time machine has the gas to make it to 1993, you should live here. 

Designs by Bernard Trainor + Associates.* 

It's always sundown in this home. 

Wikileaks server facility lair.

This is not a political blog, but if you don't want to live in an underground lair you're a socialist. 

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* For the record, I don't like '+' in place of '&'. It looks awkward and reads choppy. I start to think you mean "plus" not "and," which means I have to avoid saying it out loud directly in conversation until I hear someone else take the lead. That could go on for days. If minimalism is what you're after, don't go after minimalism. Relax. Your name doesn't have to match your web design, your tags don't have to look as cool as the shirt they're attached to. Or else get serious, + just scrap it all together: "Ted Leo Pharmacists," and then you get to tell everyone it's pronounced "florence and the machine."

You Should Live Here #15

Windows?

You Should Live Here #14

Me: Do people live on bridges? That would be cool.
Google: Yes, they do, and it is.

Although I wish you could, and you really should, you probably won't live on a bridge. That doesn't mean you have to miss out on the bridging altogether; you can have your bridge and eat it too. 

Get yours today. "Bridges: Build 'em anywhere!" (Dornob, as always, has more.)

You Should Live Here #13

Only don't get lost.

Travel in pairs.

I want a house that I can't see the end of.

No, I'm not going to end this with a song lyric.

You Should Live Here #12

Stick with me...

Yeah, like that. Sunday service starts whenever you wake up. And by service I mean waffles.

Regarding orthodoxy, uh, we're going to have to consult the text for this. Exegesis, bitches.

Curbed has more.

You Should Live Here #11

That one! On the left.

You know, from the outside, apartments are almost abasing. A suburbanite is interested: do you walk outside and find your window the day you move in?

I have no idea where these apartments are, mind you. Just saved them from some website some time. And I doubt these are all apartments, per se. I think the last is called a flat.

You Should Live Here #10

The Propeller Island City Lodge in Berlin is a link you want to click on. So many more strange rooms.