Sunday, January 23, 2011

This Gallery Doesn't Exist #4: Yago Hortal

Sometimes I feel bad because I can't or don't track down the original-original source of some image somewhere. The guilt goes away eventually, but I still want to point to noteworthy artists I've come across, when it feels right. Here's the fourth:


The Brave Little Toaster.
The Three Caballeros.
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire. 
2 Fast 2 Furious.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. 
Black Swan.
The Abyss, obviously. 

Poetry in a Circular Room #3

The randomly generated adolescent poetry of Communications from Elsewhere. Best parts are in bold.


I am
by The Aggregate Kid

i am torn.

the other side of
the nicest thing in
my head says "no" i like maddy
she is the one we know,
the earth is
generous, the earth is
loud with colors all around
me 'cuz i don't want to go
away if you loos your love
abound and you are my brother.

we all see i'm sitting around with
nothing to think of
your hand!

i love
you at night and throughout
the years! for i cry when i hang
with him, someone to talk and
talk. but
there is no
feeling
available to me and
stare, and i lean and i hope he'll be
fine once again.

without you for so long,
i guess it's ok, it
turns out, they just wanted to cry!
she told the story of the
crescent, as he melts in the
night of
april 14th,
1912, was the
sinkable ship someday... he
will always listen don't
worry, i'll never
dread, anything i see.

How to Look Good #37


"Okay, excellent, Mr. Walken. Now how about one with the hair forward...like over your eyes? Yeah, that's it!"

How to Look Good #36


"...and taking names, too."

I Feel Like This #8


Left: Monday.
Right: Friday.

You Should Live Here #23


 


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Personal Best #10-1, or: Are You Watching the Hues? (The Cinema Show 2010)

Previously: #30-21, #20-11


#10. The King's Speech
I felt myself aging as I enjoyed it.



#9. Catfish
Jumps a handful of spots because it might be fake.





#8. Fish Tank
Me, watching this: "Where did that come from?"



#7. Inception
Please oh please let it be the first of many. And I don't mean sequels. 




#6. Blue Valentine
Heaven help them all, trying to top this. Of mythic proportions...




#5. Exit Through the Gift Shop
Forget whether it's a documenary. Is it even a film?




#4. 127 Hours
With top marks for ambition, using only one dream-level. 




#3. The Social Network
An all-star game of a movie. "Perfect" belongs in the conversation.



#2. Shutter Island
Is there any better? A healthy reminder: genre amplifies this man's work.




#1. Black Swan
The best since There Will Be Blood. 

Personal Best #20-11, or: On Any Other Night (The Cinema Show 2010)

Previously: #30-21

 

#20. The Kids Are All Right
I keep looking for a gimmick but there's none. Should be a nomadic acting troupe.




#19. Never Let Me Go
If only it were not an adaptation, it would be great.



#18. True Grit
I'm not sure how to make this better, but it is not their best.



#17. Four Lions
Funny funny funny funny funny.




#16. The Town
Ooh, this is a sharp one. Swing away, sir, swing away.




#15. Toy Story 3
Nowhere near the best film of the year, but outstanding all the same.




#14. The American
Today's lesson: how to be a 1960-2010 film. 




#13. Animal Kingdom
Has anyone got a studio they can spare? Need more of these.



#12. The Ghost Writer
More precise than Inception, and (nearly) as thrilling.




#11. Meek's Cutoff
Hotel hopping in the wilderness: the best western since the last best western.

Personal Best #30-21, or: If I Don't Do It Now... (The Cinema Show 2010)

I had thought about doing this sort of thing some time ago, but this particular list I've only been putting off for about ten years. If I may be so bold, these are perhaps the best movies of the year, from where I stand.* Probably not exactly your list. But. 

Thirty seems about right, right?

Where the year is disputable, I made a decision. Also, I order them all the way to thirty because I can. Perhaps you disagree?



#30. Happythankyoumoreplease
Or else it's awful. Can not decide.




#29. Chloe
Easy to believe in. With a better ending...





#28. Nowhere Boy
No bias necessary. Would work without him.



#27. Easy A
Wished better things for it, but that's not a criticism.




#26. Hereafter
Try explaining how this works at all; I don't get it.




#25. The Fighter
All its flash was in human form, and that's too much.



#24. Barney's Version
All right with the Canadian content, already!




#23. Kick-Ass
Could score higher if I could remember it well.



#22. Rabbit Hole
So many troubled marriages, so little time.


#21. Please Give
Surprise, another genre picture! Not really. 


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* There's a great deal I haven't yet seen, or else haven't yet finished, that might rate somewhere here. Oh well. I could say the same about 2005. An exhaustive list would be longer than the following: Another Year, Biutiful, Casino Jack, Cemetery Junction, Cyrus, Dogtooth, Enter the Void, The Extra Man, Get Low, Greenberg, The Green Zone, Howl, I Am Love, The Illusionist, I'm Still Here, Inside Job, Jack Goes Boating, Let Me In, Life During Wartime, Megamind, Restrepo, The Runaways, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Solitary Man, Somewhere, Tangled, Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives, Vincere, Welcome to the Rileys, Winter's Bone.

How to Look Good #35


"Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. If we don't pull some strings and get this thing going again, we're not going to meet our monthly quota. Frankly, I'm not sure we'll make it to March."

Sunday, January 16, 2011

You Should Live Here #22


How about this: a two-floor suite tucked in an iceberg. 

A fake one if necessary. 

I Feel Like This #7

Friday, January 14, 2011

The WRS A-List #2: Marilyn Monroe

Announcing the important people since 2011.