Sunday, March 13, 2011

Stevens, The Official Post-Hiatus Apology #7 Representative

Dear Ryan,

Below is your standard comment for any and all future revelations about your past. Please use sparingly.

"I was younger then, and I lived in Ontario."

If at all possible, say nothing more.

Sincerely,


The Ghost of Christmas Future (Legal Department)

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"I will not say his name, or speak about him at all. To me he is already gone, so.... His reviews came in, and that's that. Now let's get this boat on the water."  -- Stevens, debt collector enthusiast


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That about balances the books, then?

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