"Everyone looks better in hallways. Hallway is the new black."
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Albumologist #6: They'll Make You Feel Special
 | With The Beatles For when you're in love. "It Won't Be Long" "Hold Me Tight" "You've Really Got a Hold On Me" (alt) |
 | Frank Ocean - Nostalgia, Ultra. For when you're in love. "Novacane" "Songs for Women" "Nature Feels" |
 | The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society For when you're in love. "Picture Book" "Sitting By the Riverside" "Mr. Songbird" |
 | Music from Vanilla Sky For when you're in love. "Everything In Its Right Place" "Porpoise Song (Theme From Head)" (alt) "4th Time Around" |
 | Jane Birkin / Serge Gainsbourg For when you're in love. "L'anamour" "Orang Outang" "Je t'aime ... moi non plus" |
 | Rihanna - Loud For when you're in love. "What's My Name" "Only Girl (In the World)" (alt) "Man Down"* |
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* Trust me.
Hey blog what's new? (PHA #8)
How did I end up with a vat of Coca-Cola on my desk?
Vanity Fair subscription is up. Know I'll renew, but it's nice to know I don't have to do anything. It'll just stop coming.
Borrowed Michael Jackson's Off the Wall from the library. It rocks. How come I'd only ever listened to the first two songs?
You note I tweet. It's only a shorthand version of this thing.
Pretty sure daylight saving time messes with my dog's head.
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Don't worry dear, your post is coming.
My learning has stagnated. It's worse than at graduation. I'm not convinced the two are related.
Vanity Fair subscription is up. Know I'll renew, but it's nice to know I don't have to do anything. It'll just stop coming.
Borrowed Michael Jackson's Off the Wall from the library. It rocks. How come I'd only ever listened to the first two songs?
You note I tweet. It's only a shorthand version of this thing.
Pretty sure daylight saving time messes with my dog's head.
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Don't worry dear, your post is coming.
My learning has stagnated. It's worse than at graduation. I'm not convinced the two are related.
Reminder: I don't need a new cell phone. Mine is perfectly fine.
Pretty sure this counts as a narrative by now. That's this week's short story, everyone! About 9000 words.
And what a twist, yes? The guitars turned into children.
Your ass just got metaphor'd.
Monday, March 14, 2011
The Manual Internet #10
I don't know, guys, I just don't know.
Like, first of all...
Nah, you know what? Never mind. Have a wonderful evening.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
How to Look Good #42
"That last post fell kinda flat, don't you think? Didn't quite play out the way he was expecting. Ah, they're ready for us now -- got a light?"
Things on Fire (My Blues are Getting Warmer)
Spring spring spring spring spring spring spring please come to me.
Now let's make psychoanalytic conclusions about these on my hard drive:
Now let's make psychoanalytic conclusions about these on my hard drive:
Stevens, The Official Post-Hiatus Apology #7 Representative
Dear Ryan,
Below is your standard comment for any and all future revelations about your past. Please use sparingly.
"I was younger then, and I lived in Ontario."
If at all possible, say nothing more.
Sincerely,
The Ghost of Christmas Future (Legal Department)
"I will not say his name, or speak about him at all. To me he is already gone, so.... His reviews came in, and that's that. Now let's get this boat on the water." -- Stevens, debt collector enthusiast
Below is your standard comment for any and all future revelations about your past. Please use sparingly.
"I was younger then, and I lived in Ontario."
If at all possible, say nothing more.
Sincerely,
The Ghost of Christmas Future (Legal Department)
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"I will not say his name, or speak about him at all. To me he is already gone, so.... His reviews came in, and that's that. Now let's get this boat on the water." -- Stevens, debt collector enthusiast
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That about balances the books, then?
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